I hereby tender my candidacy, and initiate my campaign for the Presidency of the United States.
This is why you wear a hard hat
Fox News Article: “Newt Gingrich’s three marriages mean he might make a strong president – really”
Newt will win big in SC today
Can Gingrich Be Serious?
Looks like it.
The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence…
So Cops Have These Things Now…
Don’t innovate that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Weird compliments you’ve received.
Newt Gingrinch Totally Looks Like Dwight Schrute!
I don’t know if Newt would consider that a compliment or not.
The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence…
Bedbugs!
Noooo!!! What’s next for chrissake, fleas and lice?
What’s for lunch?
Girl genius
Oh goodie. Brain food.
**Men who abuse young boys sexually are not homosexuals - Valid argument?
Catholics aren’t really Christian? Huh? **
In other news: The widely held belief that bears eliminate their wastes primarily in wooden areas has been dramatically *disproved *by recent studies.
Weird compliments you’ve received.
26 inches of rubbery goodness!
Honey, I’m sure it’s quite large, but I really don’t think it’s that long.
**The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn’t activate trust issues
26 inches of rubbery goodness!
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**What’s the last lie you told?
26 inches of rubbery goodness! **
What can I say, it got her in the taxi.
A Good Wedding Needs a Strong Pianist
How important is it to have a strong knowledge of history?
“♪ In Four-teen Hun-dred Nine-ty Two
Co-lum-bus sailed the o-cean blue” ♫
Uh, all we wanted was “Here Comes The Bride” 
"Oh, the pain, the pain . . ." Lost in Space’s Dick Tufield, 1926 - 2012
Killing off a character
:eek:
Big fake boobs
Yay! I’m finally going to the Grand Canyon- what exciting things should I do?
Well, what ever you do, don’t try to tear them apart like the guys in porn flicks.
**2011 Oscar nominations
Think of a famous person. Right now, go! **
So *that *is how it works…
**“Whacha got back there, ma’am…?”
We Have Pigeon Eggs **
**Predators extinct in the future?
What are 10 good reasons to go vegan? **
That’s one of them right there.
Poll: I say “Germany.” What’s the first thing you think of?
Gosh, I wonder if we will have a War
**Calling unknown numbers back
Ladies: Should I call, text, or email for a second date?
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**Eve vs. Glurge, part VI
Every Animal Death Match **
**Things to do in Montreal
I’m In A Class-Action Suit Again! **
If you really want to enjoy Montreal, reserve a lot of time.