It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

**Who here has seen a human brain…with their own eyes?
Advice on portable table saws and sliding compound miter saws **

:eek:

102

In MPSIMS:

Kate Middleton pregnant?

Number of sexual partners

:eek: Those wacky royals!

103

**Exploding Rosin Box
“Blue Ball” as a place name?
**
“Come on, baby, please, my rosin box is about to explode!”

104

Ask a Roller Coaster Operator Anything!
Number of sexual partners

Well, for a while there were loads, but then I had a lengthy dry spell. Then, I was suddenly on fire again - but then it dried up. Then… oh, you get the idea.

105

I hate lice
OMFG, a grey eyebrow hair.

And it’s moving. :eek:

106

**What’s your Wu-Name?

I think I’m going to change my name to Staple, Paper Clip, Other Thing!**

107

**Your explaination for this work of God.

Things advertised so much it makes you suspicious.**

108

Help! How do you kill cockroaches?
Did you waste college?

No kidding. We had a freshman tutorial on how to stomp the little bastards (Roaches 101).

109

**Number of sexual partners
Bonking Bacon
**

  1. If bonking bacon counts.
110

Racist names of towns, etc. that still exist
United Kingdom?

111

**Kate Middleton Pregnant?
I got a new job.
Bonking Bacon **

Is that her pet nickname for Prince William?

112

**The Lunch Special
Bonking Bacon
**

113

Tell me about something that made your day
A Friend Of Mine Wants To Blow His Brains Out…

Man–now that’s cold.

114

Did you waste college?
Number of sexual partners

I woudn’t call it a waste.

115

Your child really loves to do something he’s really bad at
Vodka tampons and butt-chugging

It just takes practice!

116

**Dumb Things You Think About
Men’s underwear, fly or no fly, take 2 **

117

Jumping Jupiter
It’s nice to visit but I could never live here again

The weather sucks, the gravity is really weighing me down, and it’s just too gassy.

118

Men’s underwear, fly or no fly?
Who has travelled the most overall distance

Flying underwear can travel way faster than earth-bound underwear.

119

In Syria, if Assad’s government is overthrown, do we know who/what is likely to be the replacment?
Steak Diane

Anything would be better than Assad. But most good entrees don’t last long.

120

** The most horrific mangling of the English language my ears have ever heard
John lennon and the beatles **

Hey! Lennon was one of the greatest wordsmiths of all time. He managled the English language on purpose.