Kate Middleton Pregnant?
Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless
Wow, I bet William was pissed!
** Ever have “chicken pox parties”?
First World Problems**
True enough. Africans have Ebola virus parties.
**Any advice on starting a blog?
Dumb Things You Think About **
Well, that describes most blogs.
First World Problems
Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless
Yeah, I think the consequences of screwing pop stars counts as a first world problem.
How long before you give up on a new show?
NBC’s “Whitney” starring Whitney Cummings: I’m giving up on you
Yes, but how many episodes did it take before you decided that?
Number of sexual partners
Were Penn State football players actually held to higher standards than other college players?
** Ever see funny stand-up comedy in a movie?
Let’s Talk Gravy **
Wavy Gravy in the movie Woodstock.
Any ideas on how to get depressing/painful thoughts out of your head?
Number of sexual partners
Definitely more fun than Paxil.
Poll: Do you close the lid on your toilet when it is not in use?
Should my wife report this guy?
Jeezus women, get over it.
**Why do American Jewish voters favour the Democrats?
Jambalaya!
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Come for the religious freedom, stay for the jambalaya!
Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Drunk Driving
You don’t know me! :mad: <hiccup>
Did you waste college?
Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Yes, mom. 
What happened to some of the more prominent poster?
Driving on the Left
Alas, we knew them well.
What if they gave an Occupy protest. . .
Unexpected Kevin Baconness
Their heads would asplode.
**Number of sexual partners
Group therapy confidentiality
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If you arrange a too big party, someone is bound to leak it out…
When I clicked on “new posts,” I found this gem:
**What causes inertia?
Rock & roll DVD’s**
Rock ‘n’ roll is a lot older than we thought!
**I’m getting married!
Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.**
Did this flight attendant overstep her bounds?
Number of sexual partners
The number of customers you can have sex with is an air line specific policy.
Got a $1 Megabus ticket!
Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Yeah! :happydance:
**Does the Men’s Wearhouse guy never get older?
Does Madonna (the singer) look more and more like an old whore?
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Yeah, he’s transferring all his aging with a magical mirror.