(now if only pezpunk and Tristan were here! As for Tequila, I think she left the room while the boards were down and is doing a little partying IRL…) Hi, TruePisces, you look cute naked! 
Hi alonicist, I forgot to say hello to you when I first got in here. Hi TruePisces, nice to meet ya!
Hi blur, I wonder where T and evilbeth have wandered off to? I think I’ll get to bed and dream of them. And you, TruePisces! Good morning, love to all!
That will get you notiiiiiiicccceeeedddd!!!
Ah…the hostess with the mostess…
Why is everyone getting naked? I’m ALWAYS naked… so this thread will be special.
(Puts some pants on)
WOOOOOOO!
Who me? I wasn’t really looking to party nekkid but thanks…
[sub]pezpunk leaves confused to how he gets mentioned in threads like this[/sub]
Why, thank you, alonicist! blush
Hi blur! Nice to meet you, too! Nice little party Tequila’s throwing here, isn’t it?
Totoro, nice pants! 
walks up to lurker, pushes him down in the chair behind him and sits on his lap so she can kiss him properly So what’s up? 
peeks in…spots BOX o’ wine…whirls around and makes a run for the door
[sup]I have had my run in with the box o’ wine, thankyouverymuch.[/sup]
You have to ask? 
I thought it was obvious…
Oh my. I certainly didn’t mean… I mean… I wasn’t trying…
sigh
I seemed to have stuck my foot in it, haven’t I? Is there ANY way that I can possibly make it up to you? Any way at all?
bashere walks in, wearing only a strategically positioned bottle of pierre joilet (flower bottle)
Ms. Mockingbird! Love your posts. Anything I can do to…thank you for them?
Looks like you could use some catering Ms. Mockingbird!
::Zenster sets down party platters on the table::
Let’s see…
Cucumbers?
Check!
Canteloupes?
Check!
Carrots?
Check!
Watermelons?
[/sup](w & w/o injected vodka)[/sup]
Check!
Raw Oysters?
Check!
Chocolate Syrup?
Check!
Whipped Cream?
Check!
Large vat of Jell-O?
[sup](There’s always room for Jell-O)[/sup]
Check!
5 Gallon drum of vegetable oil?
Check!
Now, did anyone besides the ladies bring something to eat?
Good for you.
I certainly picked one heck of a time to sober up. All this revelry, and here I sit, clothed, nursing an ice water. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be sitting in the corner gleefully grinning.
And, by the way, thanks everyone
Congratulations, Tequila Mockingbird, on coming up with one of my favorite usernames, and for using it so effectively for over 301 posts!
I notice that Zenster forgot to bring a cake, so I just left one on the table there.[sub]Beside that pile of clothes.[/sub]
Have a wonderful celebration!
Scotti
congrats- from a long time lurker.
You could take your foot out of it, for starters…:eek:
Congratulations, Teek, on reaching the big 3-0-1. Frankly, I find this disturbing, as I’m barely up to 350, and I’ve had an extra two months to post. Obviously I’ll have to cut back on work and family time to spend more time here…
:: upon entering, Tristan knocks the dust of 4 states of his shoes, and disrobes ::
Say, Tequila, nice place. So, now that I’m back from my roadtrip, may I lick you in the right spots till you scream?
typical that the thread died when I showed up… I’m gonna try to bring it back though…
::pulls on latex gloves and starts liberally smearing the entire thread with lube… then reaches for shock-paddles on handy recreational defibrilator…::
ZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
Omnium Tristan, post partibus…