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The only thing spiders wear to these parties are hats.
I’m in…
Any excuse to get nekkid works for me 
Did I mention my tongue is so flexible I can fold it in half vertically and horizontally??
:::hardygrrl sits down and awaits worship:::
I’ll worship you, hardygrrl. My tongue is not so flexible, but it’s large and strong. Ready? Let go: open out like a flower…
well…
if you insist
::gets nekkid::
What now?
hardygrrl, hypergirl, please help each other out- I am called away on less urgent business. (Sigh.) If you would just put your tongue here, hypergirl…I am so sorry I must go…where are my shorts?
Did someone invite Jeff Hardy?
I have an urgent need to lick chocolate syrup of every inch of his body and I don’t care who watches.
Whoever brings him will get a gratitude BJ and yes I do swallow.
Hey there birthday buddy. March 20 here too.
Did you know that we share our B-day with Mr. Fred Rogers? How cool is that :rolleyes:.
The only thing better than a naked post party is a naked birthday party. All you now-naked partiers can consider this an invitation. Until then, carry on.
Wooo Hooo We’re nekkid, Buck nekked Wooo Hoooo
I’ll be on the boards for our mutual birthday, The Mermaid, surely. (I know, I know…you told me not to call you Shirley.) Who should host the party? I’m somehow kinda sure Fred won’t be showing up to party nekkid with us, though.
[Clumsily enters the room…feels a bit nervous ‘cuz this is the first dopers’ party he ventures into…
Quietly takes off all his clothes in a remote corner…kind of glad people have not noticed him just yet…but also worried cuz he can’t see anyone to party with]
Hey, am I late???
Orrr… wherezzz the partyyy???
Congrats Teq!
I hope to follow your footsteps soon!!!
By the way, would you like a foot massage?