This one cracks me up every time I see it:
Kramer (as Moviefone guy): “Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.”
“It looks like a dead bear!”
- Kramer, upon seeing Joe Mayo’s fur coat in the tree (or was it Puddy’s coat?
)
“Hey, how’d you know about that guy in the park?”
- Kramer, upon being released from the interrogation room “because the murderer struck again!”
Jerry, tot the holistic healer : “Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that’s what killed Curly.”
Mrs. Costanza “ohhhh myyyyy Goooooddd!”
(several occasions when discovering her husband & Kramer in
gay-appearing situations)
RE Puddy’s signs of religiosity-
Jerry “So you’re OK with lazy and stupid but not with religious?”
Elaine “Lazy and stupid I can understand!”
She’s a true Doper!
George: You’re Batman.
Elaine: Dav-id! I’m going to hell! With the devils and the pitchforks and the. . . and the ragged clothing! And the heat. My God, the heat!
Puddy: It’ll be rough.
Elaine: You should be trying to SAVE ME.
Puddy: Don’t boss me. This is why you’re going to hell.
Yay Happy Lendervedder! You rule.
Elaine: Is it possible that there’s more to Newman than we think?
Jerry: No, there’s less. I’ve looked into his eyes. He’s pure evil.
“Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft…” - Jerry, trying to remember where a woman works.
George: “Oh, it’s got cache, baby. It’s got cache up the ying yang!”
Jerry: “She’s a sentence finisher. It’s like dating Mad Libs.”
“A Festivus for the rest of us!”
Jerry: “When George was growing up, his father hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.”
Elaine: “Oh. And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.”
re: Festivus
Frank: “No one’s leaving until you pin me.”
Estelle: "I think you can get him this year, Georgie!
Frank: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”
Kramer: “What happened to the doll?”
Frank: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born… A Festivus for the rest of us!”
More…
Frank: “At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.”
Kramer: “And is there a tree?”
Frank: “No, instead, there’s a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.”
Kramer: “Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.”
Bibliocat, I am humbled.
Banya: “Puke. Hey. That’s a funny word. Can I use that?”
Elaine: “Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”
Jerry: “I don’t return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.”
George: “I think it moved.”
Jerry “What happened to your mental alarm?”
Kramer: “I guess I hit the snooze.”
Okay, I have to go get a life now… :rolleyes:
Nooo. If you do, then I’ll have to! 
Elaine: Y’know, suddenly George is looking much more normal than you.
Jerry: Really?
Elaine: Sure, think about it. He’s engaged to be married. Your biggest priority is soup.
Newman
Cosmo?
Bro!
Manziere
Gyro
Jumbalaya
Moops!
Stella!
Butros Butros Galhi
Mulva?
Delores!
Snapple?
No, really, I have to go. Real life stuff.
But I’ll be back later. Before I go, though, some words from George:
George: “I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.”
George: “Amazing! I drive them to lesbianism, and he brings 'em back!”
George: “Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”
