NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
If you don’t respect my plea, at least have some mercy on Claudia Black!
I know I could just look this up but I’m too damn lazy. Could somenoe tell me what a colostomy is?
I know where Ellen is coming from, but I don’t know what squicking means. Don’t you hate it when a newbie comes in mid conversation?
Mr. Squirrel:
A colostomy bag is used to collect the … oh hell, I’m not wanting to talk about this.
What lazy queefs you all are.
co·los·to·my
Pronunciation: k&-'läs-t&-mE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -mies
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary 2col- +
-stomy
Date: 1888
: surgical formation of an artificial anus
Oh my goodness!!! I just read what squicking is, and now, I think I am going to be ill. That was downright awful…
:We need a skeptical smiley:
There’s really no such thing as squicking, is there? It doesn’t seem humanly possible. It’s a myth, just like gerbilling, right? Right?
Ok guys, stop it, I’m at work and you’re getting me all turned on!
jumping up and down with glee
I can’t believe no one has said this yet!
There’s already a term for sexual penetration of a colostomy opening: “Screwing someone on the side.”
<rimshot>
Hey Chef, when you said <rimshot> … oh, never mind.
…and all I can think is, “I wonder if anyone has ever felched the colostomy opening afterwords.”
Okay, the new term for this activity seems obvious to me. Follow my logic, if you will:
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A colostomy involves the creation of, in effect, an artificial anus.
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Inserting the penis into the anus is known as “sodomy”.
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Therefore, inserting the penis into the colostomy opening should be known as “gomorrahy”, pronounced much like “Go Maury!”, and named after Sodom’s ‘sister city’.
Whadaya think?
This is WAAAAAAAAAAAY more information than I need!
What a bunch of sick, twisted freaks you all can be.
oh wait, I opened this too…never mind!
:::Looks at Burrito Supreme that I was just recently having for lunch while on the 'puter and quietly folding it up and putting back in bag:::
(sigh)
The dr. told me I needed I colostomy. I refused. Where would you ever find shoes to go with the bag?
Well you can bet if there is a hole big enough, there will be a guy somewhere who will stick his willie in it.
As for the squicking, maybe it is the action of some undertakers and people in that field, or a brain surgeon maybe.
Are you folks just pretending to be such wusses? I mean I am no prude, but I also was brought up in a very conservative household, but none of these things have even come close to making me physically sick. I mean, I would not do them nor would I want to watch it being done, but the concept alone does not bother me.
Jeffery
LOL!
Thanks, Whammo. Just when I thought this topic was gross enough. Now where’s that vomiting smiley?
Not counting stuff that would risk death or permanent harm to one of the participants, I think that would be the most perverted sex act I’ve ever heard or thought of.
I’m impressed. 
I’m with RT on this one. I agree. That is pretty perverted. You win.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Check out the :barf: ‘smiley’ near the bottom of the page in the link. Opal’s page has quite a collection, huh?