Good god, what must the sensation be like for the one being bellied? Would the in and out motion produce the sensation of defecation? If so, would that be more or less pleasurable than, say, taking a good long pee?
I’m not even going to comment on Mr. C’s question. The very though of what it must feel like is too much for my squeemish heart to take.
I did, however, want to ensure that my 100th post occurred in a thread with felching, squicking, and queefing in the title. What more could I possibly shoot for?
Forgive me for this atrocity but it is very late, I am very bored, and my thoughts are not my own.
This godawful concept came to me after reading the squicking, felching, queefing threads…
If felching is gerbil stuffing and squicking is brain fucking, then what in the hell would this be called:
Trepannning, then inserting gerbil into trepan opening then, well you get the idea. ::::eeeeeeewwwwwww::::
I must now go bathe in Holy Water and excorise this horrible thought from my being.
I knew a German Shepard which had gotten a colostomy.
Makes you think, huh?
I just knew I’d regret opening this thread…
My little brother just sent this link to me: http://www.ozjokes.com/archive/true/strange.html
supposedly strange but true stories, course it’s on a jokes site so…
but as I read it I came across this story (and no matter whether it’s true or not, it’s sick.
A 64 year old woman with colon cancer kept returning to hospital with an infection around her stoma (the hole where the tube from her colostomy bag is inserted). There was also a mysterious whitish ooze emanating from it. After eventually enquiring into her private life, the doctors found out that she led an active sex life. “And,” she told them, “when we’re feeling really energetic, my husband gets his kicks out of removing the bag and using my stomach.”
just thought I’ld share…
How about colosextomy?
Scotti
As for me, I was trying to figure out a song parody for these, um…interesting…practices:
“Squick It” (sung to the tune of Devo’s “Whip It”)
“Felchers, Squicks and Queefs” (sung to the tune of Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”)
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WOOOHOOOO!!! I always knew I was the most perverted!
Would you all mind if I used your quotes in a new sig? 
Most perverted? How about earning your red wings by tossing the salad of a guy with hemorrhoids?
How about jamming the hose from the colostomy bag up your ass, sitting on th ebag itself, and therefore giving yourself a shit enema?
Colosextomy: Now when i hear someone say “He’s a thorn in my side”, I’m gonna really wonder what they mean…
I know what felching is, but squicking?
While we’re at it, queefing?
Here is your answer for Squicking
Here is one that answers both
But don’t say I didn’t warn you. 
Ok, I’ve heard rumors that Marilyn Manson had ribs removed so that he could attain a position to please himself orally. Next think you know he will be trepanning himself~!
I can almost hear his next song: “Sweet dreams are made of squick…”
Whammo:
Fine with me!
MSK said:
It’s not. Oh dear, I’m afraid MSK is going to further grossed out when he finds out what felching is, but I ain’t gonna break it to him.
It’s simply orally removing your own cum from the ass that you deposited it in. It is often done with a straw. Now the idea of doing that with a stoma rather than an ass is simply disturbing. I suppose using the trepannation hole after squicking, or the eye socket after skullfucking would be equally disturbing. The thing with the gerbil is simply called gerbilling.
Gr8Kat, I already knew what felching was, and both definitions thereof, but thanks for the warning. And indeed, it is a haunting concept that I wish I had never ever knew the definition of. Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
I figure that anyone who’s made it this far in this thread can stand to hear the definition of felching.