And it’s always darkest before the cows come home.
The cows will come home when the fat lady sings?
:eek: Ono! You mean I didn’t invent it? Rats!
I don’t understand it, but I think I like it better!
Beauty is in the eye of the camel
It’s the greatest thing since slicing bread with a four-loaf cleaver.
She’s a femme fatale; she has a pitiless clitoris, and an onerous yoni.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t kill two birds with one bush.
Don’t count your chickens until you cross the bridge.
Spare the rod and spoil the whole bunch.
Pride goeth before beauty.
A hop, skip and a holler.
Truth is stranger than friction.
A cod and a flounder.
It’s an ill wind that keeps the doctor away.
Behind every good man is a butt.
Many hands make a blind horse kill chickens in a basket
A sober chicken can’t make a silk purse out of a judges ear
A burning dog needs no chimney.
I burning you dog!
You can talk the walk, but can you walk the talk?
Keep 'em coming guys, don’t give up. Remember:
“Winners never quit, and quitters can’t be choosers.”
Time and blind camels wait for no tide
Good one!
Mind your p’s in a pod.
Sold me down the river without a paddle.
Beauty is in the eye of the hurricane.
No news is good for the gander.
It’s like the dog guarding the cathouse.
Absence breeds contempt. Familiarity makes the heart grow fonder.
The walls have little pitchers.
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum!
I smell mad dogs and Englishmen!
Mama said quilters never win, but somebody’s quilt will get the blue ribbon.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.