It's not rocket surgery

half of one, six a dozen of the other side of the fence

A fool and his money are paved with good intentions, but the road to hell is soon parted.

The grass is always greener when the cows come home.

It’s always later when you think.

There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say "There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say "There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say …

Time’s fun when you’re having flies

Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.

Also, remember the immortal adage: Riding a bicycle is like riding a bicycle. Once you learn you never forget it.

The road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs. – Ernest Hemingway

It is what it is. What else would it be?

It’s like locking the barn door before the thief comes in.

The check’s in your mouth and I won’t come in the mail.

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

He’s about as easycoming as they go…

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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach that man to use the internet, and he’ll leave you alone for weeks.

Give a man fishes, and he will sleep with the fishes.

Teach that man to to keep away from the fishes, and he will sleep with the mollusks.

a day without sunshine is like two in the bush

Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Let him who is without sin cast the first chicken.

It’s easier to shove a needle through a camel than to sew a stairway to heaven.

I like that one. Is it original to you?

Hell hath no fury like a camel with a needle shoved in its eye

Do under others as you would have them do under you.