Mme. Tussaud’s Nativity
The GIANT JESUS
Tell me about your Depo Provera experiences, please!
Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family sigh
I Just Gave Blood…
Tasty treat I’m taking to my holiday party
or
Tasty treat I’m taking to my holiday party
Our Baby Elephant Died
Ick.
Gah! What are you getting your man?
Jerking off? Maybe.
What do YOU want for Christmas this year?
Gay marriage now legal in all of Canada!
From the Pit
Skyscrapers, Executives, and Miscalculated Feces
Coulter at it again. My apologies to our Canadian friends.
**I pit this war for a totally selfish reason…
Public Pubic Hair. **
From Cafe Society:
**Jewish-themed feature-length movies for kids.
Meet the Fockers?! What were they thinking? **
In MPSIMS right now, err-- just a few minutes ago
Best lines for “picking up” women
My, What A Big Pussy You Have
In IMHO just now:
**Ever been attacked by dogs?
Job interview etiquette and ethics**
Kinda reminds me of my last job interview.
Or - looking at it another way:
**Job interview etiquette and ethics
Do You Carry Condoms? **
**Flat-out stupidest thing you’ve ever done
I sprung my lizard **
right here now in MPSIMS:
Allow myself to introduce…myself.
I sprung my lizard
this works?
I sprung my lizard
Our Baby Elephant Died
My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday
It just wasn’t a good day for animals I guess.
In MPSIMS right now:
On top of everything else…
I love fruit cake.
**NYC Dopers - Help! I shall be stranded in NYC!
I sprung my lizard **
Please send bail money!
Flat-out stupidest thing you’ve ever done
Another Reason To Wear Clothes In Minnesota In December
My lizard is frozen stiff!
John Lennon Lives! (weirdo of the week winner)
Ant Corpses Everywhere!
Welcome to Heaven. We’re having a love-in as soon as we finish sweeping up.
I’m going job-hunting.
Sarcastic Answer Theater
Don’t run out and buy that new car yet bucko!
Why do people hate Jews?
Best lines for “picking up” women
[New Posts]
IMHO:
Any Dopers here my age (15)??
Jerking Off ? Maybe.
MPSIMS:
**Know what? I’m having a kickass week!
On top of everything else…
My dog was run over by mail carrier yesterday**
in IMHO:
3 Things You’ll Never Do
Climbing Mount Everest
Thumbsucking Prevention
Jerking Off? Maybe.
(okay, I cheated a little here, but the first 2 were genuinely sequential and the others weren’t far off)
What do YOU want for Christmas?
Best lines for picking up women.
Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family sigh
Don’t piss off the telemarketers
In IMHO:
What do I need for a new baby?
Ways to soothe yourself in times of emotional stress
**Creative Suicide
I Just Gave Blood… **
First performance of Messiah tonight
Baby Jesus Wept