IMHO
What’s the feeling on silicone breasts?
Ways to soothe yourself in time of emotional stress
Best lines for “picking up” women
Bring on the Goat!
In the pit a couple days ago I saw:
People who overuse ellipses…
I deserve to be pitted…
Yes, I KNOW I’m lucky to have a job, but . . .
**Extremely wrong Donald Duck ride.
Baby Jesus Wept
Baby Jesus Wept
Yay for me! Woohoooo!!!
Yay for me! Woohoooo!!!
I love fruit cake.
Something about you that’s TMI.
I have no social skills. I never learned them.
I just had the worst banana ever… **
(but)
**My cat is awesome. ** 
In MPSIMS
I love fruit cake.
Ritlidge says Spears pregnant from him!
Where’d that triple play thread get to? Anyways:
From IMHO
What would you tell your 21 year old self?
How do you find a job when you graduate college
Jerking Off ? Maybe.
Tell me your crazy bus stories
Bush eaten by zombies
Sounds pretty crazy to me.
3-fer right here:
** College major misinterpretations
Creative Suicide
I have a degree!**
I have a degree!
I erected my Christmas tree! All by myself!
Hello Kitty CONDOMS???
The Reds are coming! The Reds are coming!
I’m asking someone out for the first time tommorrow. I have no idea what I’m doing
Dumb things you do when you aren’t thinking
Sarcastic Answer Theater
Concurrent Doper Diplomacy
Ask the (soon-to-be) Bone Marrow Doner.
You got the boss what as a Secret Santa gift?
Know what? I’m having a kickass week!
(on second thought …)
NYC Dopers - Help! I shall be stranded in NYC!
In Cafe Society:
Current Nu Metal Remake of “Another Brick in the Wall Pt. II”
I just heard the worst version of “Comfortably Numb” which has ever been recorded.
Why is my PC so very slow?
Cat Crud
One-liners of Experience
I Am So Glad I Am Not A Teenager
Just wanted to let you all know that…
If I could marry my ice-cream, I would.
x-rated, sleazy computer game
Canned Salmon with Bones: To Remove or Not? (A Poll)
Sarcastic Answer Theater
The One-legged Soldier and His Wimmins
**I think I just dissed my mom
The One-legged Soldier and His Wimmins
Genetically Engineered Russian Jugglers **
Creative Suicide
So my rifle blows up in my face today…
Wisdom Teeth Removal - Advice needed!
Please share your favorite “really great soup” recipes
What do Episcopalians stand for?
Melting an Iceberg
So, now that I’m finally able to talk to women…
Urinary Tract Infection questions (TMI, of course)
My dad just bought a Segway Human Transporter!
Now THAT’S what I call an awesome bridge!!!
How are you going to die?
As if finals weren’t stressful enough…
You can’t make a million off bad desserts
Bring on the Goat!
Did you suck your thumb?
The Straight Dope on low-carb diets?