Co-Ed Naked Crisco Twister is only inappropriate if done in public.
But yay!
nellie, superglue is used as a wound sealant. For a toenail, it might be even better than Wound Seal
I think Red Roof would frown upon Crisco but there is a grocery store just down the road …
But will there be a grocery store just down the road from that 2nd motel room you were going to book? Plan ahead and pack for the best outcome 
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I’m rooting for you, Cutie!
Boo