Yes, is is true. Welcome my friend, The Jimi Page Experience.
Yes, It is true. I am here… worship me … love me… maybe even shave my scrotum if you wish…
::grabs razor:: Umm your friend did tell you that I am known to be an evil woman did he not ? And that I’m in a bad mood today ?
Now let me at those dangly bits !
NOOOO!!! they’re my dangly bits!!! well… actually… okay… as long as you use aftershave…
So, Mudshark, what has The Jimi page experience ever done to you that you dragged him into this Sartre-conceived location?
Hey Jimi, how’s it hangin’ ?
See you around 
: wanders back into the Pit: