OK, I get that the title is some kind of parody, but there has to be something about the words “Ms. Henn”- it’s not just a play on “Sex, Lies & Videotape”
Ms. Henn- an Anti-Semitic caricature? Naw… she’s a Wicked Witch caricature.
This is obviously part of a series- panels 3 & 5 are setting up something about her teaching, probably Neo-Pagan/New Age stuff about spirit-guides & discovering your innate godhood.
Come on! There’s at least one decent stab at humor in this one:
Kid 1: “God tells us in the Bible what happened…and he should know…he was there! Was Ms. Henn?”
Kid 2: “She’s old, but she’s not that old!”
Punch it up a bit, and there’s almost the possibility of the beginning of the start of a joke somewhere there. Nah, forget it. Once again, the unintentional humor of the Chick tract outguns even any attempt at parody.
BTW, has anybody invented a Jack Chick drinking game yet? One sip for every time Bob the Swarthy Christian shows up, that kind of thing?
I haven’t really read any of Chicks stuff before. This is for real then?
Mmm, i’m going to burn in Hell! Cool! what are Monkeys?
I have to confess to being a little disappointed that Chick’s latest is just another creationist tract–doesn’t he or his stable of comic artists watch the news? Where’s his volcanic anti-gay marriage tract? Sure, he wrote Doom Town and The Gay Blade, but those are just generic anti-gay tracts that aren’t even in print anymore.
Where’s his rant about Satanic gay conspiracies to destroy marriage? Where’s his chortling satisfaction at God’s removing His “veil of protection” from America? Where’s his fiery denunciation of San Francisco as Sodom-on-the-Pacific? Where is his shock and horror that Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a successful television show?
So if you believe in evolution you’re going to hell, huh? :rolleyes:
I’m waiting to see how Jackie boy likes Joan of Arcadia.
—Could it be that “Henn” is the mother of “Chick!?”
Well, Susy is right… We didn’t come from monkeys.
ARE YOU CALLING ME… A LIAR?!
No, you’re calling Lucy a liar! She was there, you weren’t! Poopyhead.
Jack Chick is dead. He’s been a’mouldering for a number of years now. Either his son or his son-in-law now runs the place.
Los Angeles Magazinesays that, at least as of May 2003, Chick was still alive.
Do you have a cite to the contrary?
Run it together and you get “mission”.
Little Susy looks familiar. Didn’t she star in some hentai film?
I miss Bob. I’d become attracted to him. He’s my Chick Tract crush. It’s that moustache.
Oh what? Like none of y’all ever had a crush on a comic book character.
Maybe Bob will visit the school again and confront Ms. Henn who will tell him to #%#! off. Then she’ll get in her car, speed away, run a redlight and hit a tanker truck. Oh wait, that’s been done. Oh wait, it’s been done a lot so that’s ok.
gobear buck up sweetie. I’m sure ol’ Jack and Bob have got something in store for us down the road. He will not be able to resist gay marriage. Surely Bob’ll go to SF and convert those heathen queers. Don’t lose faith.
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It’s almost impossible to parody Chick’s crap-- the original is such a “self-parody” that nothing can be as funny as the real deal.
It does continue to depress me to no end that there exist in this world people stupid enough to read his garbage and nod their empty heads up and down in agreement with it. I saw some of them at my last family reunion…
Now that’s a creepy Chick Tract. “It’s okay, Cathy. I have a NEW daddy. Want to meet him? Come with me into this public park and get down on your knees…”
Either that, or “Children of the Corn, Part 16 - Chick’s revenge.” Those eyes are just evil!
Clearly Susy is an alien, and she’s living on a parallel world where the children are unbelievably stupid.
Of course, “Henn” is actually the teacher’s first name.
Her last name is “Thruppy.”