Jesus, talk about cleavage

Bet you never thought this would turn into a flirt thread, didja, Rye? :wink: How can I resist such blatant flirting from such a handsome fella? Please pardon the hijacks.

Tygr, my dear. Oh, my. BLUSH

Walking up very close to you, looking up into your sexy, bedroom eyes Why, thank you, my dear. spoiling the intended effect by blushing, dropping my eyes to discover my blouse has slid partially off one shoulder yet again Oops. ahem 'Scuse me.

I have no doubt. wishing I sounded like Kathryn Turner just for a moment

trying in vain to stop blushing Why, er, I, umm…thank you.

standing even closer, close enough to smell your enticing, distracting cologne; whispering barely loud enough to be heard Are you sure a ‘public’ demonstration is what you really want, honey?
innocent look And how am I supposed to do all that at the same time?

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*<Cleavon Little> 'scuse me while I whip this out… </C.L.> *

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southern belle Why, I didn’t mean…right…here…voice trailing off as my eyes get very big Oh…my…stars!

gulp Blush trying to say something, but no sound is coming out

ahem finally finding a whisper of a voice And then what, my dear man?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Maybe not for her, but lots of fun for the lucky gaffer!

Free the Britney two!

Britney Spears makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Britney Spears makes me cry too :frowning:

Um… I hear electrical tape is really good for this purpose.

Just don’t use duct tape!!!

[sup]Please don’t ask![/sup]

Gag.

Is that, um, in the vocative case?

ahem… for those desiring a high cleavage factor, far far beyond what has been illustrated in this thread, look at this http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90947

Sig line waiting to happen!!!

Ever hear of a gal by the name of Madonna Louise Ciccone?