The answer to this question and many others can be found within the pages of Oolon Coluphid’s trilogy of philosophical blockbusters. 
Don’t forget the 4th book in his trilogy: Well, that about wraps it up for God
you guys… 
Now my bos wants to know why I’m snickering uncontrollably.
How exactly does a man “look at you” in a way that communicates “Well, I’m a man, and you’re a man, but let’s get married”?
I mean, that’s a lot to communicate in just one look.
If all of us have sinned, who’s gonna throw that first stone? I hope J.S. has more relaxed standards for when he gets cut off on the freeway…
BTW- Thanks for the *.wmv link to the show, and how many minutes to skip. From the article, I figured that someone took something out of context, and it was too weird even for J.S., which is wrong. He’s really that odd.
For the record, I don’t think there are -any- references to Jesus Christ going out and “killing sinners” and then saying “well, they died” when questioned about it. Rather, He had meals with the “scum of the earth” at the time. (tax collectors, and prostitutes)
/end of rant
He’s probably hitting on you, the big fag. Rip the door off its hinges and kill him with it!
When you’re walking close to God in true faith and absolute trust in your Lord and Saviour, as the dedicated servant of his message of hope and reconciliation toward all makind, he grants spiritual gifts of special insight and discernment.
However, I have no idea how it works if you happen to be a self-obsessed, fraudulent, moneygrabbing, philandering liar.
looks soulfully into Wonko’s eyes
Oh. Do they look more like this?
That is waaaaaaayyyyy too long to be a sig line!
Otherwise, it’s perfect!
[SUB]ablutophobic[/SUB]
Maybe that’s his problem - that he’s pissed off because no nice Bubba-sized guys have bothered to make a pass at him. He’s all insecure and needy.
I think if you blew him a kiss it would make his day - he’d be talking about nothing else for weeks!
You’re afraid of a cartoon character? (Not to be confused with Brutus.)
Where did you get the idea that I was afraid of something?
Or were you saying the OP is a blutophobic?
I was telling ultrafilter that the word for “fear of bathing/washing” is ablutophobic.
Well, yes, I got that, but my scattershot imagination caromed wildly to Popeye’s bete noir.
Uncontrolled word association is a perilous thing. Leads to such degenerate behavior as punning and even :eek: Spoonerisms.
Wow, ETF! To paraphrase Steve Martin speaking of the French, it’s like you’ve got a *different word * for everything.
Well, he would probably consider scandalous the idea of immersing oneself in olive oil!
::: flees laughing maniacally :::
What’s the name of the guy sitting on you?
That wouldn’t be an ablution, though, it’d be an annointment.
Taken together with his constant repetiition of Exodus 3:14, we must conclude that POP-Π is the messiah, and is really going to give Swaggart what-for.