I heard Sarah on the radio this morning. She apparently holds a degree in philosophy…apparently she’s not as stupid as the editors have made her. She also seems quite nice, and not nearly as bitchy as she comes across on the show.
As for the big twist…hmmmmmm, Evan gets to play a game of “Who gave me the STD?!”
And they all appear together in the next Pepsi Twist commercial.
How about this: Evan makes his pick. Then it’s revealed that he’s a penniless bum, and she tells him to get lost. Then the 17 rejects are offered the chance to take her place. Most of them will just laugh, but surely at least one of them will be insane enough to take him up on it. Then they hand the happy couple a million dollars, zoom in on all the shocked reactions of the two-time losers, and conduct very hostile outgoing interviews.
I hope Mojo kicks him in the nuts. This show jumped the shark when she left.
Spoiler to end all spoilers: My friend’s mom used to babysit for Evan when he was young. Totally normal family, Evan’s not (yet) a millionaire. Although I do like the idea of them giving the happy couple a cool mil when the show is over. More entertaining than the show itself, it shall be, to watch them fight over it when they break up in two months.
The twist is that Paul Hogan is actually Batman!
I think FOX was originally planning for there to be no twist at all and they filmed the final episode without any twist. But now they’re seeing all this speculation and realize they gotta do something so they’ll film a segment where they go out to Evan’s house (or Evan & Sara or Zora’s house), and give him the bucks. $1 mil or $50 mil or whatever, just to save face.
I had just assumed that at the end, Alex McLeod was going to remove her face plate to reveal her metallic endoskeleton. I mean, why else was she even on the show? Every time she shows up at the end of each episode to repeat what everyone already knows and then “go get Evan”, I invariably shout at the television “Who are you?? Why are you here??”
Did anyone see the new ad in which Evan looks confused (not the deer-in-the-headlights look he always has) and says “I think something’s going on here that people aren’t telling me”?
After watching every stupid episode of this stupid show, I’m going to miss the finale. I’ll be relying on you guys for a review.
I agree with Harli
The twist is…Sara picks Zora.
Fox’s next special: Lesbian Bridezilla Millionaire Wedding in New Hampshire
Again, that wouldn’t work. He could always choose the million dollars and then look the girl up in real life. Fox may be sleazy, but they aren’t cops – they can’t control what someone does on his/her own.
Was he a Big Galoot back then, too?
From
MSNBC
According to someone who knows Evan’s family.
[SPOILER]Quote: I don’t believe it myself, but it’s one helluva dubious theory that Fox can only hope is true: “Evan is not alone on the show! His identical twin brother Ethan is also on there! Basically, they each had an equal say picking girls right down to the last two. They split up the dates at first, and then dated the girls they themselves had picked.
“Evan picked the wild Sara, while Ethan loves the quiet, gentle Zora. SOOO…on the last episode, Evan sees Zora first, rejects her, then leaves. Then you see Ethan (who u think is Evan) talking to Sara and reject her. Now youre thinking what the heck! THEN, they bring both girls in together and both brothers come out and explain the whole mess.
“They tell them they are not rich, and of course, Sara isn’t impressed but Zora is relieved. THEN, Paul comes in and tells ALL of them that he IS a millionaire, and that both boys will be receiveing 1 million each!!! Too bad Sara already walked out!!!!”[/SPOILER]
This, I would love to see!!
Seeing what has happened, I think the ‘twist’ will be another clip show with five minutes of actual show.
Don’t know how true it is, but at the Smoking Gun they mention a little bit of Sarah’s history that Fox didn’t…
Read the article. According to the anonymous web log of someone who claims to know Evan’s family.
Haj
You know, I could almost buy honey’s spoiler-in-a-box.
Something was slightly different on a couple of occasions, I chalked it up to lighting, but that would be pretty funny if it were true.
I thought everybody knew about Sarah’s bondage-and-fetish-film career already. 
I should have guessed it sooner!
Evan’s real last name is Marriott, right?
The show’s producers thought this fact was troublesome enough that they told Evan to pretend that his middle name (Wallace) was his last name.
Why would they be concerned that the ladies would find out his real name was Evan Marriott? Because they might look him up on the Internet? NO!
Because Evan Marriott must be the heir to the Marriott Hotel family fortune!!
He’s already publicly denied being a marriot hotel heir.
My guess. Zora has a penis.
Uh huh. And he’s never lied about anything before…