Sorry, Dude, but I can’t stand it.
I haven’t heard some of them.
An Irishman goes into a bar with a duck standing on his head. The bartener exclaims, “Where did you get that?”
The duck looks down at the Irishman and says to the bartender, “Doesn’t EVERYBODY have one?”
So I forgot this one.
English, French and Basque shepards are watching a lamb frolic in the valley below them.
The Englishman says, “This is so romantic…I wish that were my Wife.”
The Frenchman says “I wish that were my mistress.”
The Basque shepard says, “I wish it were dark.”
beaver walks into a bar and says “bartender”
the guy behind the bar says “woodn’t know”
A young penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender
“have you seen my dad?”
Bartender replies “No, what does he look like?”