Yeah, but he’s too cheap to go to the vet; he makes a Tar Baby with catnip in the mix.
So what, he should be put out to pasture just for being long in the tooth? Sent to the old trolls’ home? Nobody else finds him inspirational, like when you see old people skydiving or marathon running or making really sick amateur pornography, and think, see? There’s no reason I should have to give up doing what I love!
Only if they combine the sky-diving and the porn.
Regards,
Shodan
So many bridges, so little time.
A well-deserved pitting, properly executed.
I doubt the turd in question will trouble the SDMB for long.
You must have missed the art threads where I espoused the myriad reasons of why pointillism was the pinnacle of painting and how it has all been downhill since and how Frank Lloyd Wright was a plagiarizing codger.
I haven’t seen Bob Ducca around lately.
Mile High Lemon Party!
I’m at work, so I have to take your word for it, but that figure seems low to me.
Regards,
Shodan
PS - “NO NO MARTHA!!! THAT’S NOT THE RIP CORD!!!”
That motherfucker can go fuck himself. He knows why.
Reported.
I feel so cool that I know what these post mean. 
< used legitimately
You were right twice in the same thread! 
I’m an old guy of 68 and run a restaurant in the Dominican Republic frequented mostly by old retired gringos who are here to chase young girls. Yes prostitution is legal here and these old farts sit around recounting their “Exploits” worse than in a Freshman college guys dorm room. Some times I feel like shooting a whole table full of them.
Note to self. Check on Dominican Republic vacations rentals.
Isn’t that legal there? Or is it just legal in Haiti?
(From there)
Sorry for asking at this late date (a day later). So this is where your “Regards, Shodan” means something other than face value? Just trying to work it out for myself. I thought your mod note was for referring to the BBQee as “Scab of Stupid Posts”. Amirite? I mean, is that correct? Or is asking like this too bald, er bold, er bald a way of putting it? I think I’m right but damnit, I have this certainty fetish.
Troutman! You never heard of a “flying fuck” before? :eek:
And that website is pretty awesome. I suggest Shodan check that one out instead. Or, at least, it was when it still existed. Now he’ll have to check it out on the Internet Archive.