Well I went ahead and made one then.
There’s a local organization called NaborForce which I’m signed up for. I’ve already used them to change overhead light bulbs, take me shopping for plants & supplies for my deck garden, and help me de-clutter. I never thought of checking with the fire department.
In at least some states, detectors with replaceable batteries are now illegal.
They noisily commit suicide 10 years after you first turn them on and your response it go go buy a new detector. Which will almost certainly be a different make and model, so you’ll need to remove the baseplate from the wall and attach the new one, not simply pop off the old detector and pop on the new one.
As well as the weed seeds from my chaos yard, 
I read somewhere about hammering a section of bamboo down flat into his yard…
One time when I was out of the house the burglar alarm went off. It was a monitored system and the police were duly dispatched. I got a call back that the police had checked the doors and windows and found everything secure. I was mystified until I found evidence that a spider had decided to spin a web around one of the motion detectors.
No wonder the alarm called the cops. It thought there were 4 intruders! Holy home invasion, Batman!
Pissing in a solo cup while engrossed in video games in private isn’t weird.
Next time use something more like a large Gatorade bottle with a wide mouth. And put the cap back on when you’re done. Just as easy to kick over, but not nearly as hard to clean up.
The fact that you think so proves how fucked up you are.
-Taking notes-
If you can’t even get up to piss, you’ve got a real problem, my friend. And probably ADHD. That kind of single-minded hyperfixation is common for us, though not usually to that extreme.
Precisely. You’re on a long road trip, there is nowhere to go to use a restroom, you have a bottle available, I understand that.
You’re sitting on a couch playing video games and don’t want to get up to walk down a hallway and pee in a toilet? That’s a problem.
Note that the poster admitted being “under the influence”, which is a refreshing level of candor, but at the same time shows the extent of the issue. This is a poster who on more than one occasion has posted about how somebody at their job is reacting to that poster’s weird and often disruptive behavior, and is asking why that other person was so weird. (Such as going to a bank of elevators at a casino and going into each elevator to send it to the top floor, because the poster was scared of elevators and needed to test them, and was confronted by a casino employee and asked to stop doing that.)
I wonder if this consumption of recreational drugs has caused some sort of damage over time. Not saying this to be mean or snarky, but I sincerely think it’s a possibility.
When I’m engrossed in activities (not just video games), nothing else matters. 
I highly doubt that. I have never overindulged in substances. It’s one of the few areas in my life I practice temperance. Didn’t even drink until my mid 20s. Never passed out or puked from intoxication. Didn’t try weed until my early 30s. I don’t consume a lot of that often. No hard drugs at all, unless you include huffing paint. I once huffed some paint when I was 15 when we were helping my grandma move. I started punching cars and mailboxes. I freaked out about it afterwards and never huffed again.
As I said above, I get really engrossed in things some times. Being under the influence just threw a little more gasoline into the fire.
Why is this board so quick to accuse people of being addicts? That should be a pit thread in itself.
No, it’s disgusting.
That’s fair. It’s weird, but fair.
Yep. ADHDers call it hyperfocus. I get that way when I’m writing, though I do actually use the bathroom and occasionally feed myself. I no longer have the luxury of spending 12 hours a day writing because I have a young child. And a job.
When I do find time for it, though, I get into trouble pretty quickly. BOOM! Half a day disappears. Or, oh, right, I was gonna start the kid’s dinner thirty minutes ago. Really hard to break out of it.
Yes, hyperfocus. Not addiction. Though ADHDers are prone to both.