So, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
“… and don’t ever wear them again.”
Kick it to Oakland!
You stupid horse, I said POSSE!
Nah, it was wousy.
Can’t be done. It’s a hardware problem.
Well, my mood has changed. Now I want it to be Forbidden Planet
Shakespearean Sci-Fi! 
wrong thread
“And the Andorian said, ‘Your brother? I thought it was your wife!’”
“He just called from Salt Lake City.”
It’s a good thing I didn’t fart in the house.
(To one of my dad’s standard 5 jokes).
Bring me my brown pants.
reditt…reditt…reditt
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
“They’re all at the funeral.”
If you think it’s bad now you should see it when the Devil speeds by on his motor boat
Look at that S car go.
Your father would turn over in his gravy.
No, I have a Rincoln Continental.
Many are cold, but two are frozen.