No, I said SHIP me a ton of bricks.
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
It’s a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.
Regards,
Shodan
Same diagnosis; better HMO.
“They eat ***** and piss gasoline.”
Insert racial/national/religious/ethnic/regional/sexual/whatever slur of your choice.
Won’t matter none. Just gonna be the two of us anyway.
“And now you’re a fish!”
Ooo, you’re not gonna like Wednesdays.
No, i’m just eating ice cream.
Oh here are the pills in my other pocket. I gave you my chicklets.
“That’s OK, honey. I was just coming downstairs to kill you.”
“Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!”
Clanggg!!!
Dung!
“Quick, Hymie - get the hammer and nails! He’s back again!”
“It’s all about the money with you Jews, isn’t it?”
I wanted the heart that’s never been used.
“Not really, but you were Prime Minister twice.”
No,sir, but you are better informed.
“Because it saves time.”