Just punchlines

So the other one could drive.

“Nah, I’m just fucking with you. She’s dead.”

From LFG: “You saw it-The orphanage attacked me first!”

“OK, so where’s this girl you want me to put the collar on?”

Pilgrims.

“Ah, just what I wanted, a hot meal.”

Because they don’t know the words.

IHOP.

Eileen.

Irene.

“OK, OK! I’m a moose!”

Oh no, not another fucking hat.

“com-for-ta-bull”

“So I asked my husband what we should give you for your Christmas bonus, and he said, ‘Fuck him; give him a dollar.’”

because he likes to ho ho ho

Because there are twenty of them.

"SUPPLIES!" x

A Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.

Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!