So the other one could drive.
“Nah, I’m just fucking with you. She’s dead.”
From LFG: “You saw it-The orphanage attacked me first!”
“OK, so where’s this girl you want me to put the collar on?”
Pilgrims.
“Ah, just what I wanted, a hot meal.”
Because they don’t know the words.
IHOP.
Eileen.
Irene.
“OK, OK! I’m a moose!”
Oh no, not another fucking hat.
“com-for-ta-bull”
“So I asked my husband what we should give you for your Christmas bonus, and he said, ‘Fuck him; give him a dollar.’”
because he likes to ho ho ho
Because there are twenty of them.
"SUPPLIES!" x
A Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!