The Panama canal is a busy ditch.
:: sigh :: Lemme see that fucking map again.
“Mommy, is Michael Jackson God?”
With nail scissors?
“Move aside, girls, I have to gargle.”
“I don’t know where ye’ve been, lad, but I see ye won first prize!”
To hold their pants up, silly
You can’t know, man! You weren’t there!
…but the light bulb has to want to change.
No, but I enjoyed eating some delicious warm buttery popcorn someone had left on the stairs.
Because Oklahoma sucks.
So the devil told the blonde she could leave.
“Then why do you care?” replied the doctor.
To protect Canada from Iowans.
“I can see your house from up here!”
“she burned it answering the iron.”
I was standing out in the middle of Utah going like this.
They can’t find the #11.
He was charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
Εὐριπίδης ?
Εὐμενίδες !