He’s the bastard who killed my frog!
one of them shucks between fits
“Goldberg, iceberg, what’s the difference?”
“Father, can I gargle some of that holy water before she sits in it?”
“And young lady, when you get to the Pearly Gates, St. Finger is going to shake his peter at you!”
OK, one more try:
DAMMIT, MISSED AGAIN!
…, if you don’t, pull on it 345 times.
Tarzipan.
So the Rabbi says “I KNOW that’s not Kosher!”
The rabbi replies: “Out of what?”
“Hey, at least it’s not cancer!”
Because the spaghetti falls through the grill.
“Dammit! Some asshole has my pen!”
Because they couldn’t find a virgin and three wise men.
WEll, Ya Can’t have any, ya old fart, I’m savin’ it for the wake
NO! First the Gibson, THEN the Fender.
“No, thanks, Father. I’ll wait until after the police get here.”
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
You’re kind of old to still believe in fairies, aren’t you?
Turn it over.
They’re in the attic!
She’s on the roof.
Not so fast there, Jenkins!