“The crocs ate them all last year.”
“The Aristocrats!”
The letter read: Sit down, and write two letters.
“Why? Haven’t you got a vase?”
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
Oral sex?? You’ll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on the moon!
“Aww, truly this man was the Son of God.”
But the light bulb really has to want to change.
Two.
If the foo shits, wear it.
Because 7 8 9.
“Is the bar tender here?”
If you can find footprints in the butter
Uh, five, six, seven, eight.
An electric prune
A frog in a blender
A sunburned zebra
two nuns in a chainsaw fight
Professor, either you don’t know how to fuck, or I don’t know how to shit.
F-f-f-f-f-f-fucking anti-Semites.
Regards,
Shodan