Underneath my newspaper was my packet of biscuits.
The yellow brick!
Takeoff, Zebra, Baby
Fluctuations? Fluck you Americans!
Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?
It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
Hold onto your nut’s this is no ordinary “Blow Job”
one of them shucks between fits.
“The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus”
Count the legs and divide by four.
“How much is a brazilian?”
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
“Never mind ze THANKS; just repeat ze INSTRUCTIONS!”
“Well, how about that. It’s a tie!”
I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.
“Get your knee off my chest”
Because freedom rings.
“Fuck me, a dog that talks”
The psychiatrist says: “Next!”
That’s a bomb in a bull.