One less drunk person.
:dubious:
Alright, alright! What the hell is this? :mad: Some kind of joke???
Why the long face?
The customer, startled, asked, “What’s that sound?”
Drop-dead handsome movie star: That’s what you were looking forward to? Oh gee, I’m terribly sorry, Your Holiness. But you are [glancing at watch] something like half and hour too late. 
The Pope appeared relieved and said “may I borrow your eraser?”
But you’ll never believe who I had lunch with!
Easy! She dresses up like an altar boy!
See? That’s how you do it.
If you flip her over, she looks like a six year old boy.
So Ahmed and Khalid were talking about Ahmed’s son’s upcoming bar mitzvah…
:dubious:
:mad: Nahhh! I stuck 'em up my ass!
Organ donors.
You’re a malted!
“Sure. Michelle doesn’t know what a brothel smells like.”
“Sir, good trade, sir!”
Sister Mary Chase: “Ohh, thank heavens! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!”
“Nice tits, Sister. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”
“The lead goes slack”.
Yes, I know. It’s the cobblestones.