Just punchlines

Well, I can give you two reasons why you SHOULD go:

First, you’re 37 years old!

Second, you’re the PRINCIPAL!!!

Are you kidding, I’m telling everyone!

Last week a lady called me from Germany and told me to cut it out.

“We have a suggestion box.”

Funny you should mention it…

So I asked him, “Can I have your shoes?”

Perhaps you’ve seen them on beaches around the world.

The letter, which she held in her hand, was of course unsigned, without return address, and merely said:

PIZZA
PIZZA
PIZZA
PIZZA

  • One with a sausage and two little meatballs!

:eek:

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Because there are twenty of them.

:mad: Forget it, lady! I could never take another 67 of those!

I guess she didn’t like what she’d written.

Yes, ma’am, akshully I has. - Jus’ not big enough enough to crawl back intuh!

I thought you might wanna open your bottle o’ beer!

With enemas like this, who needs fiends?

All right, I give up. Where’s the boat?

As of las’ night, my father is yo’ father!

Too early in the morning. I thought that said “Just porcupines” and I thought, Finally an interesting topic.

Save you? What do you mean, save you? I sent you a horse, a boat, a helicopter…

I DO work out religiously—Christmas and Easter