Isn’t that a big word for an 8 year old?
Go get thy mother.
You are to go straight from the sub, Lime, to the Reed oculist.
A fsh.
Voice from heaven: St. Francis of Assisi or St. Francis Xavier?
C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?
G… 20. N… 6. O…14.
The next day the headline read “ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY”.
Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?
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…
…
… Timing!
Mom…
It’s the cobblestones.
:o Uh… hi, daddy…
You’ll never believe who I’ve been sleeping with…
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
Silly rabbi. Kicks are for Trids!
gasp :o - I’m terribly sorry Your Holiness, I just didn’t know you were Polish…
I’ll start over.
There…
were…
these…
two…
Pollacks…
and…
Omigod! A talking potato!
No, just visiting.
Apparently, it stands to reason.