“But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
I never forget a fez.
The other night she called me from a motel.
“Here come the elephants over the hill”.
I mean you’re really not going to like this - he’s calling collect…from Salt Lake City!
And they’re all in the express line at the grocery.
The other night, after sex, I drew a chalk line around her.
A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.
But you fuck just one goat…
Alright, alright, I’ll do the goddamn dishes!
So she did, and now she’s left me.
It’s the chicken.
The people at the movie theater were pissed.
You can’t cross a scalar with a vector.
A: Despacito.
“I’m gonna have puppies!”
Helluva lot better than ham, isn’t it?
Yes, Your Honor. No, Your Honor.
You know, you fuckers are all right.
I see. And is this bitch giving you a hard time?