Just the Punchlines, Please.

Go up and drain the dead blonde in 202. She’s full again.

The one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath has gotta be Willie Nelson.

I give up, what the hell did you do with the ship?

No’m, it ain’t raisin, but it’s twitchin’ a mite.

You don’t understand…Chunks is my dog.

So the Pope looks at each of them for a second, puts his hat down on the table and says, “You know… you fuckers are alright.”

…and then I said “I’d like a little head.”

Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

Nope, I’m a frayed knot.

To hide in strawberry patches.

Put it on my bill.

Cut off his nose.

He was following the chicken.

When I caught my breath, I called him Precious!

Peer pressure.

A can of Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.

Because sheep don’t have strings.

Not really… the hamster is a ventriloquist.

We’re all going to Dallas! We’re all going to Dallas!

‘Come back, Cow!’

I’m leaving. The weather’s too bad to fuck in here.

Need Another Seven Astronaughts

“Damn ! I forgot I was riding the gelding !”

“I am a drake , and there’s been a mistake… but I liked it !”

“Aren’t you sorry you had me neutered ?”

“You get eight more .”

“So a Kentuckian can tell if he’s comin’ or goin’ .”

Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there!

For fifty bucks I want you naked!

It was the least I could do. We were married for thirty years.

By god, John, it’s a small world, isn’t it!

Dammit, you didn’t have to go!

There’s no driver up there!!

You tell him, he’s shaving you!

MY bicycle!

Hey, these raisins are a bit off! :mad:

Supplies!! Supplies!!
Not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.
I think so, but I don’t know if my ass can take another hard-roll.
Block that kick, block that kick!
I thought you said “King Kong’s balls.”

So he removed the golden screw and his ass fell off.