Go up and drain the dead blonde in 202. She’s full again.
The one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath has gotta be Willie Nelson.
I give up, what the hell did you do with the ship?
No’m, it ain’t raisin, but it’s twitchin’ a mite.
You don’t understand…Chunks is my dog.
So the Pope looks at each of them for a second, puts his hat down on the table and says, “You know… you fuckers are alright.”
…and then I said “I’d like a little head.”
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
Nope, I’m a frayed knot.
To hide in strawberry patches.
Put it on my bill.
Cut off his nose.
He was following the chicken.
When I caught my breath, I called him Precious!
Peer pressure.
A can of Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
Because sheep don’t have strings.
Not really… the hamster is a ventriloquist.
We’re all going to Dallas! We’re all going to Dallas!
‘Come back, Cow!’
I’m leaving. The weather’s too bad to fuck in here.
Need Another Seven Astronaughts
“Damn ! I forgot I was riding the gelding !”
“I am a drake , and there’s been a mistake… but I liked it !”
“Aren’t you sorry you had me neutered ?”
“You get eight more .”
“So a Kentuckian can tell if he’s comin’ or goin’ .”
Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there!
For fifty bucks I want you naked!
It was the least I could do. We were married for thirty years.
By god, John, it’s a small world, isn’t it!
Dammit, you didn’t have to go!
There’s no driver up there!!
You tell him, he’s shaving you!
MY bicycle!
Hey, these raisins are a bit off! :mad:
Supplies!! Supplies!!
Not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.
I think so, but I don’t know if my ass can take another hard-roll.
Block that kick, block that kick!
I thought you said “King Kong’s balls.”
So he removed the golden screw and his ass fell off.