Just the Punchlines, Please.

Dem Fokkers vas Messerschmidts!

You can’t hear a vitamin.

No wonder you’re cold. You done kicked off all your dirt.

I’m sorry, honeypot. I forgot that your brother wanted borrow the car earlier.

“Better Nate than Lever!”

You picked the ugliest one!!!

Easy - we just switched the heads.

That’s where I put it when I’m the kitchen.

:smack: in the kitchen.

Sorry, ma’am, I didn’t realize you were a police officer.

Smurf come.

“You’re such an asshole, Superman.”

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Seventy-three! Seventy-three!

Dam!

Only when he’s drunk, officer.

sis-boom-bah!

It’s better than pork, isn’t it?

Ever have a blowout in a running shoe at ninety miles per hour?

Arrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!

Ear sticky.

And, I swear your honor, that’s how this 16 year old girl came to be in my room.

You think I wanted a 12-inch PIANIST?