“I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!”
“Bring me a posse!!!”
And for my second and third wishes, I’ll take another two just like this one.
It says sprocket, not socket!
No soap, radio.
Crossing state lions with gulls for immortal porpoises.
She tastes blood on her son’s penis.
“I said, ‘I’m soooooooo drunk!’”
So the duck says to the nun “No thanks, I’ll do it myself”.
So I was hiding in a refridgerator…
“Should we tell him about the stepping stones?”
“What stepping stones?”
moooooooooooooooooooooo!
You shoulda been here yesterday, there was some guy doin’ it to a chicken!
A raven is a bird, while a desk is a piece of furniture.
Obscure, and not really funny, anyway.
“Better Nate than lever!”
“Great, now I’ll never get that smell off the fish.”
“Holy Mackerel! Where did all those fucking Indians come from!”
Kermit the Frog’s middle finger.
“None- KLINGONS are NOT afraid of the DARK!”
Two, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the lightbulb while the world revolves around her.
Don’t worry, in two weeks, it fall of by itself.
Remember, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
No, no. You wear a size 38… if you were to wear size 36, it would squeeze your testicles and cause severe headaches!