A tribe of retarded baboons.
Beats me, I couldn’t find the head!
Shut up, I was talking to the duck.
Well, before we cut its tail off and painted it brown we called it an alligator.
Everyone!
You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?
So he shot her.
“Holy shit, a talking muffin!”
Wake up, man, we’re gonna be rich!
The Koala Tea of Mercy is not Strained.
At these prices I’m not surprised!
Jello moves more when you eat it.
Get in the back of the line.
If it was straight it would poke your eyes out.
So, when they get drunk, you can turn them upside down and carry them like a sixpack.
“Two, one to screw in the lighbulb, and the other to hold the penis… I mean ladder.”
“Can you put me up for the night?”
Before you go any further, that sheep on the end is a liar.
Regards,
Shodan
No, Father, I think that’s just a reflection from the stained glass.
Don’t lie to me; I know you were out all night playing pool with the guys.
“She shat in my face and bit off my dick.”