(Ghetto accent from an 11- year old boy) "Yes, Ma’amm, acshullly I hass…
But Ah’ve nevah seen one so big Ah could crawl right back in agin!!!"
True Blue Jack
Look at the schmuck on that camel!
“I think not,” and disappeared.
Artie chokes three for a dollar.
Peter, I can see your house from up here!
The bullfighter wins, sometimes the bull…
Once they’re on their backs, they’re both screwed.
No. He was up on the back of the couch licking his ass when he fell off and broke his neck.
On a theme:
Why, Officer, is there a fat bird in my car?
Tonight, I’m the designated decoy!
What, don’t you believe me?
And also:
One leg, both the same.
The higher the fewer.
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”!
No, cows go moo.
An abelian grape!
Doctor, that doesn’t say tiny, it says Ticonderoga NY
Jeff fell down!
I know, Dear. That’s why I poisoned you. Now hush and let it work.
Just put it on my bill.
Spit or swallow.
“Happy Day! Death by Bubbalewboe!”
“The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her.”
“Rats! Great big fuckin’ rats, with cocks this long!”
I’ll get half way across and you’ll turn the flashlight off!
“Well, dear, I hated to pith on it, but you know how you hate dry grapefruit!”
“Big fart, no Chief.”
“Pardon me, Roy. Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?”
“I left my harp in Sam Clam’s Disco!”
“Well, tell him that Mr. Rabbit is here with the shit!”
“Tying my shoes.”
The cigar. 
The tiger just pants.
How did you get your nose between his tiny little legs?
How do you drive this thing?
But this one’s eating my popcorn!
One was assaulted.
Why the long face?
It was stapled to the punk-rocker.
“But with the grace of G-d and these two fingers, I managed to shove 'em back in!”
Old Cary Grant fine. How you?
One leg over each ear.
“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
What? And give up showbusiness?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
As it just so happens, I’m the fucking hall monitor.
That would be Rio by Duran Duran.
Get away from me, I’m on disability!