In the TMI thread here, it is pretty obvious just about everyone wants to know about the cricket masturbator. Oh sure, there’s theories, but we’re here to fight ignorance, Kalhoun, so we gotta know how this works! 
Oh yeah. I’ve been curious too. He gave a brief description, but I don’t know if that’s a joke because how could that be remotely arousing?
I think I’d freak. Everybody else hates spiders. I don’t like crickets - their song is nice, but man are they ugly.
You take the handle end of a cricket bat and you…