This happened around 15 miles from me around 3 weeks ago, and I see it is getting national media mention now. 20-year-old gets hopped up on goofballs, goes to church, and decides to take Matthew’s advice to heart, claws out her own eyes.
Pirates For Jesus!
Goofballs, everybody!
Blind ambition. Cray-cray!
Bet she didn’t see that coming!
Oh, she saw it coming. She just didn’t see it going.
This thread is getting cornea and cornea.
Reminds me of I Know This Much Is True where the mentally ill brother cuts off his own hand. While sitting in the public library. based on the previous verse.
Best comment of the thread - all in favor say, “eye”
The eye’s have it.
Her left eye is asking “Hey, what did I do to deserve this?”