Inspired by this discussion. Kim or Chloe?
Chloe.
By this time, Kim’s a bored-out skank. Too easy.
Chloe would make you work for it and when you were done, would do it herself and make you watch.
Kim’s better-looking, but the cougar might get jealous. Given the choice between Chloe wanting me and a cougar wanting to eat me… despite the risks, I’d go with Chloe.
C:>hloe
*Chloe
I’ve got to go where you are
Ain’t no chains can bind you
and if you live, I’ll find you, my pretty baby
Love is calling me
I’ve got to go where you are*
Can I wear a cougar outfit?
Chloe. Chole can hack into anything and kill terrorists.
Kim gets caught in a Couger trap and tells everyone she meets about a nuclear bomb going off, despite her father telling her not to. Kim also sought help from one of the guys who kidnapped her.
Larry Mudd nailed it in the linked thread.
The only problem with Chloe is she’d make a terrible ex. You’d find yourself in Guatanomo faster than you can say, “I need access.”
Heh. I had to talk myself out of getting one of those shirt as I need to save money.
Ah, you raise another good point: Kim’s father. He’s probably the most protective dad in the world. I wouldn’t want to know what happened to Kim’s boyfriends if Jack didn’t approve of them. I would MUCH rather deal with a cougar.
And considering the grim reaper probably would never try to lay a hand on Jack Bauer(though he’ll gadly follow Jack around and deal with his messes), what chance would you have?
Grr. I haven’t seen season 5, but Kim pissed me off so much in season 3 I’d take Edgar over Kim. When she got all uppity and righteous over Chloe “kidnapping” the baby and insisted on tattling, even after she spent most of season 2 having kidnapped a girl of her own…
I can’t tell if they make her an idiot on purpose or what, but no amount of hotness can save such an irritating character. I was really happy to see her gone in season 4.
Am I the only one who has any love for Kim?
Kim – hands down.
If I wanted bitchy and bossy, I would stick with my gf? 
I’m so glad that I don’t tell her what I do during work.
I should be so lucky. 
Yeah. Even if he liked you, you’d probably wind up strapped to a nuclear warhead of locked in a building full of smallpox. If he didn’t, things would get unpleasant.
Gotta disagree. That amount of hotness does exist, and it starts right around where Kim is. I’d fight a cougar or a kidnapper every morning for a chance to be hitting that. Heck, a kidnapper with a trained cougar.
I guess I’m weird, bitchy and vindictive doesn’t do a lot for me in a girlfriend. Oh, and disinterested, can’t forget that.
I’d take bitchy and vindictive over Kim’s dangerous combination of stupidity and righteousness. “Oh, I must tell my father, your partner, about how you’re shtupping me because the best time to distract him from his work is in the middle of a terrorist crisis. It can’t wait one more day!”
More power to ya. I’ve done a little too much bitchy, I guess. I think stupid and extremely hot is a combo I can live with. Or at least, one I’d like the chance to try for a while.
Plus, I don’t work with her dad. Hanging around with me would give her a lot fewer opportunities to risk killing millions of people. It would be safer for everybody
But, but, Kim’s just as bitchy! She’s just a dummy, too, so she’s not as good at it.
Shoot, the American Kennel Club isn’t as bitchy as Chloe 
And I think you’re really underestimating the hotness thing.
Nina.
And don’t spoil whether she lives or dies. I’m watching day 2 on A&E.
Like I said, Chloe has two expressions; one of them is tasting sour milk, and one isn’t.
Kim would turn around too fast and put your eye out.