Ladies ---Help us guys out, here, please?

Didn’t you just say, “If it turns out she’s just looking for a lump of meat to hop in the sack with for the night, adios”? Or, was that your evil twin?

What I meant was that is my favorite line in the set of all “lines”. I’m not a line person :slight_smile:

I think the best one I saw on the board was 'Is your father Jesus, because you give me an ------- (Thats the word I forgot, at this point–pray tell anyone remember that?)…

Ah, lines for the shy:
“I’m a little shy, but I didn’t want to miss this opportunity to meet you.”

—>. Ask someone where they got their footwear, sunglasses or sweatshirt."

---->: “You look happy. What are you thinking about that makes you feel content?”

Not so hot lines:
" The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread theword."

—>[Grab his/her tush.]
Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You just gave me a ResErection?

Never heard the joke/line, but seems like a good fit …