We’d like to see your list of what works, what doesn’t, what you think will work. We’re not out to make fun of you. We just want to see how close (or how far) are your thoughts from ours. Previous threads (in other fora) gave surprising results: women get it wrong most of the time. Really surprising.
Are we talking about making men happy in general or in bed specifically?
Good blow jobs. Duh.
Whatever makes your man happy (sex must figure significantly.)
A qualified “yes” to me. Some men don’t like it though. Remember that line in “Analyze This”, where De Niro said “that’s the mouth that kisses my kids ‘goodnight?’”
Not my job, man.
- Ask him what he likes.
- Let him what you like.
- Give and take.
Yeah, that. We men are not that hard to please.
Doh, that should say:
2. Tell him what you like.
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Or if that’s too much, fair to middlin.
That’s easy, don’t marry a man with a Madonna/whore complex and you don’t have that problem. On that note, it depends on the guy.
Don’t spend time with someone you need to “make” happy - spend your time with someone you DO make happy by being who you are.
These are things like sharing interests, having a similar sex drive, having the same need for contact (clingy girl, distant guy - or distant guy, clingy girl won’t work), even both enjoying the same sorts of food or the same sort of cleanliness in a house helps.
Or if that’s too much, outsource.
Dont get mad when he farts in bed - or anywhere else.
This. If you’re not into giving blow jobs, it’s going to be pretty obvious when you start doing it because you feel obligated.
I’m not sure there’s any one thing that applies to “every” guy (except maybe the blowjob thing). Genders are not one-size-fits-all. It’s good general advice to give a woman a diamond ring when you propose marriage, but if *I’d *received a diamond when my guy proposed? I would have been upset.
My fiance and I play WoW and watch Game of Thrones together and pitch in around the house as much as we can. These things make us both happy. Tell me I’m wrong and display your ignorance about our relationship, if it makes you feel good.
You’re wrong.
Hmmm. I feel nothing.
Feed 'em and fuck 'em?
It’s always worked for me.
Same as everyone else - attention, validation, affection, loyalty.
I know some things to make one particular man happy. I will freely admit that I am not up to keeping the general male population happy. I wouldn’t really know how to make an average woman with whom I am not acquainted happy, either.