The quicker response is to be ugly and unfaithful but never mind. 
As a single bloke, to make me happy:
Don’t nag
Don’t be needy
If you want something done a particular way, do it yourself. if you want me to do it, I’ll do it my way which may or may not resemble your way
Don’t make a big deal out of little things, relax a bit
If you have to “give me” sex I don’t want it. Fuck me because you want to not because you feel obliged to
When we do have sex, relax and enjoy it. If I do someone you don’t like, tell me, if i do something you do like, tell me.
I’m not a fucking mind reader, don’t expect me to be.
Don’t bitch and sulk at me about your friends and then expect me to pretend to like them. They’re your friends, you have them.
It’s perfectly OK to do some things separately. You’re allowed to have your own interests, so am I. Everything doesn’t have to be done together.
If all that’s too hard then we fall back on:
- Show up naked holding beer
- Bring a friend who’s also naked and holding pizza.
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Your rules and fall back #2 do not necessarily assume that the woman in question is your partner. She could be a friend, or a relative.