Specimen jar for the traditional postcoital dysentery test?
Long walks on the beach and sharing your feeli … Pffft. Almost made it with a straight face. No, really, just give good head.
The flip side of this: When the guy asks a question: Answer the question. The question only, no side topics, “Why do you ask?” “You should know already!” or any of that. In particular, the answer to a “Yes/No” question should be “Yes” or “No”.
To say this would make a man happy would be an understatement.
It’s a trick question.
Everybody knows that if momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
The only way for a woman to make her man happy is for her to let him make her happy.
And often. None of that “special birthday present” shit.
My experience is that women who don’t give unsolicited blowjobs don’t give blowjobs worth soliciting. If you’re only getting one on your birthday it’s probably not much of a birthday present.
Year 1: Unflavored
Year 2: Dill
Year 3: Garlic
Year 4: Spicy Hot
I swear to God, you take one more step towards me with that paddle and I AM OUT OF HERE.
Show up in a skimpy outfit, with beer.
I think many men can be happy if left to their own devices for the most part.
Wanna make your man happy? Leave him alone and quit doing stuff that makes him unhappy.
I thought it was own a boat and a liquor store.
Blowjobs go without saying!
That’s because they can’t talk with their mouths full.
Men only have two moods: Horny, or Hungry. If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.
That’s what works for me. My biggest turn-on? Her being turned on. Of course, I like to help with that.
“If you dance naked in front of me while I’m interneting, I will likely take you up on it out of courtesy. But in the back of my mind, you interrupted something I wouldn’t interrupt if you were in my place.”
Look him in the eyes and tell him you’re proud of him.
All these assertions that sexual acts are what keep a man are misguided.
Go home already!
Sex, and make it enthusiastic sex, (I’ve got most everything else in the relationship). When that’s missing, I ain’t happy. It gets damn lonely.
Not always sex. There are men who find attractive women vain and often stupid, while loyal women are tedious and boring.
But those men are stupid. I wouldn’t even try to make a man like that happy.