The only thing that surprised me in the poll results was that the only two ‘I’m done’ responses were from women over 50. And it’s the men in their lives, rather than the men in the younger women’s lives, who are most likely to need a little chemical help in this respect.
Ladies: your new boyfriend tells you he needs chemical assistance to get it up. How put off are you?
Ok, see this has always bothered me. Just having a long tongue does not mean you are good at oral sex. It’s like those guys that boast about having a huge cock; mostly they aren’t that great in bed because they think the big dick is enough. Just licking your eyebrows isn’t enough. Maybe if you licked them sensitively and lovingly and just the way they liked it. 
Well, apparently we’re not doing phrasing anymore.
I have told you people about mocking typos before.
The 765,542 hair lice about to attack Donald Trump are on your head.
Ew, so does that mean I need to get my head close to Trump’s to transfer them over?
They are like those Tater Tots: bite-sized, greasy, easy to hold in your fingers, that kind of thing.
I wondered about that too . . . and would love to hear their reasons.
I thought they might’ve been refugees from the “masturbating while breastfeeding” thread. 
That’s two.