[QUOTE=Wolfian]
That’s not just a violation of Man Law; that violates Occidental cultural mores as well.
[/QUOTE]
Huh. I thought I was just making a semi-amusing observation. Turns out I’m tuned in to ancient cultural laws, to boot.
Man, it’s tough being funny AND perceptive. Good thing I can handle it.
[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
Well, something’s amiss in my case, then. Functioning testicles + no knowledge of man rules + ability to distinguish magenta from dusty rose = quandary.
[/QUOTE]
OMG! I hate to have to tell you this, but…I think…you may…be GAY!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
BearFlag70, you ever hear the term “homo-me-phobic”? Some comedian coined it to mean “the fear of having others think you’re gay” and did this whole bit about the movie Lethal Weapon and whether you were supposed to look at or look away from Mel Gibson’s bare butt so as to have the least possibility of anyone thinking you were gay.
…
The funny thing here is that I DID notice that this was a zombie, but as I read through it, all of these snarky remarks kept coming to mind. And then I started seeing someone posting those snarky remarks word for word.
And then I saw the name and it was ME! That’s a little bit of a weird feeling…
I’ve done that myself, quite often…
I guess no one teaches man rules at PSU.
Unless you’re in management. Then you’re supposed to chat up every random person within earshot. Somehow demonstrates that you have executive mettle and courage.
Don’t cross the streams !
Snarky? Not at all. This is a hilarious thread. 
Sorry I know this is a zombie, but this caught my eye.
I do this all the time. I know some women and men consider this effeminate for a man to do. But I don’t give a shit, it’s comfortable.
I was at a town hall once, where I did this and a man nearby looked at me with an almost shocked expression. I was so tempted to blow him a kiss.
That was just ignorance, at the nexus of the “that’s gay” and the “that’s unladylike” rules. Men may cross their legs knee-over-knee or ankle upon knee. Ladies may do neither, but only cross their ankles. And when they exit a vehicle, they must swing both legs out the door with the knees touching; never spreading their legs. These procedures are enforced lest polite society be polluted with stinky vaginal odor.
Which of course points up how girls have to deal with slut-shaming while boys with fag-baiting.
I’m not sure it’s to avoid implying you’re gay. Am I really the only guy who just finds looking at men’s genitals to just feel icky?
Funny, funny thread. I love these little insights into the behaviour of menfolk.
I almost hate to ask, but does anyone know if the author of the OP is still around?
I’d love to read more of his writings. But I don’t see anything posted by him recently.
His* last posting date was 11-07, so I think it’s safe to say he’s* here somewhere.
*= I don’t know Sauron well enough to ascribe the correct gender except by extrapolation based on the subject matter of the OP.
Yes, he’s posted pretty recently, so he’s still here. He doesn’t post as much as he used to, though, that I’ve noticed. If you really want to read more by him (and I can’t blame you for that), just left-click on his username on one of his posts and pick “Find all posts by Sauron”.
People who are weird and uptight about being naked in locker rooms are just as icky as those who like it a little too much and ogle everyone.
Thanks jayjay. I was searching wrong and getting nothing since 2007**.
Lare**, I too am assuming gender based on the OP. 
Anyway, Sauron is quite talented.
Yes, I intend to plagiarize his style (in other places) when I find it convenient to do so.
Plus there’s his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.