Least effective spam e-mail ever

I just got this one today:

I don’t think many will sign up. :eek:

What are your candidates?

My personal favorites run along these lines:

Makes me wonder what Spamusement would do with it…

Grim

Umm, I might leave that one for the second-placed guy.

I didn’t want to start a whole thread of my own, so I’ll just post here since it’s spam related, and probably a non-effective subject as well. I got one the other day:

“Makes your penis hard. Won’t make you handsome.”

You mean they’re not the same thing?

I was a fan of:

“Blow out your honey’s back in 30 seconds!”

Two possibilities arise. 1). It’ll be like a jackhammer to cellophane or; 2). A Man of Steel, Women of Kleenex sort of scenario. Neither is particularly appealing.