Let's make a haiku/containing the name of the/previous poster

I don’t expect to
See a post in this game thread
By Cecil Adams

Over thirteen hours
with no response in the thread
Well, here’s one, Annie.

“Assonance,” vowels
Used for poetic effect
Like, say, Hoopy Frood.

A bird on the wing
Ontario calls him home
RickJay’s Skydome nest

The Wheelz on the Dope
Go round and round, round and round
Writing a haiku

Funny book, satire
Ursula Kroeber Le Guin’s
Left Hand of Dorkness

Prisoners of Love
Loneliness eats its tail
Hearts Sprung From Cages

Little canine friend
Wandering about in bog
Scumpup, coat of slime

Electric Warri -
Wait. Electric Warrior!
Sorry. I stutter.

Jim Jones, my savior
I’m still here, 'cause I slept in
A punch line loser

My favorite threat
from Bugs Bunny was always
“I’ll Moidalize 'em!”

I wonder what a
Tru Celt puts on his oatmeal?
Aye Laddie! Sugar!

In Roosevelt’s words
What have we to ever fear
but the Fear Itself?

janis_and_c0:
I hope you end with “cee-oh” –
Else this ain’t haiku

Given my druthers,
I’ll take a Happy Hooker,
Not a Stern Vogel.

Some people say fear
Fear Itself - they are so wrong.
Fear me instead - boo!