Now, now. He didn’t mean to insinuate anthing. Nobody belongs on the Pennsylvania Interstate Transit Authority.
Transvestite Authority? OMG the Government is regulating EVARy-thing now. Next they’ll be coming for our Julie Newmar Photos !! :eek:
::hurriedly rinding off my waterproof Julie Newmar photos as the doorbell rings::
dadadadadadadadada BAT MAN!!!
You know I don’t really like the guy, but I have to admit Barry Bonds does wield a might bat.
I like dogs and cats, but I don’t see how anyone could ever bond with a bat.
I’ve been known to lick dogs, too, but they always look better in the bar.
You misspelled “Abbott.”
You tend to be better off if you pet them first.
…or so I hear at least. No, really. Why are you looking at me that way?
How is fishin’ considered a long-term energy source? Please provide a source?
No, I don’t tend to be a bettor! Even where gambling is legal, it’s a fool’s idea of a viable financial strategy!
I don’t know about friction being a long term energy source, but it certainly could warm things up temporarily.
your fiancé took Viagra? Just how old is he?
He has a vagina? Shouldn’t that be “she”?
A source of fishin’ energy? Eels, of course; that is, if we’re careful not to use them all up making eelastic bands.
Didn’t the Elastic Band record Rubberband Man?
Rain Man, now that was a GREAT movie. One day all of the Idiot Savants will rule the world. That is, if they’re not allready. Do you like Tom Cruise? He’s ok except for his teeth … his teeth scare me. They should have their own Zip code. And Dustin Hoffman… what ws that other great movie he was in? Weren’t the Beatles in that one?
well, of course teeth would scar you when you allow yourself to be bitten by a beetle
Boy, I don’t like Tom Cruise much either, but why compare him to a dung Beetle?
Ah, more pipe-dreaming about alternative fuel sources. Face facts, Beetles are going to be gas-powered until every last drop of oil runs out.
Did you just call me a short jerk? Did you?!
Isn’t the Short Jerk going to be a new olympic weight lifting event?