That means that you can eat as many fries as you want, and it’s good for your cholesterol. People have the wrong impression about these fast-food joints. They really do care about their customers.
I don’t want to end up seated by you, that’s for sure.
McDonald’s is now featuring marijuana in its Happy Meals? Guess that makes sense – the more joints you smoke, the more you’ll get the munchies, inspiring you to buy yet more burgers…
“Happy” meals ? Don’t be silly; it’s a lump of dead flesh, with no brain at all. Of course it’s not happy.
Mr. Happy has a head, but no brain.
If you’re going to get so upseated by some random dude on the internet, maybe you’re not cut out for this place. You got to have some thick skin to hang with us.
So, because I disagree with you politically, I’m “thick” and I’m not “cut out for this place”? I can’t “hang” with all you cool guys? Go jump in a lake, pal.
Don’t be silly. White men can’t jump, especially the Lakers Slava Medvedenko and Sasha Vujacic.
And that’s why I don’t like football.
Batman wasn’t English!!! He was as American as Apple Pie!!
isn’t Lake Pal in Minnesota?
Your friend had twins?
no, he’s only ever had one girl at a time, you perv! 
Twine? What are you? You been reading too many Evil Captor posts?
Evil Captor posts are those WW2 things made of brick and mortar, not twine
LOL. Gotta love this Google ad they tossed in this thread.
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Why are you asking me to verify my Gramma? I know who she is and will vouch for her every time!
Why would you call your Gramma a Grouch? That’s not very nice.
I love that show, it’s my favorite Christmas tradition. I like the part where his dog hangso over the cliff in front of the sleigh before they slide into town with the load of toys and goodies.
I’ll be happy to check the spelling and verify the grammar of any poster who asks, as long as that Doper refrains from calling me a “tool” or other insult that belongs in the Pit.